Weeklight Savings Time (WST) is a simple idea designed to revolutionize the human experience. Through the adoption of the three steps listed below, humankind can enter a new era of timestream manipulation, comfort and logical functioning:
Step One: Abolish Daylight Savings Time (DST)
- DST is an abomination, created by a world brave enough to stand on the verge of a timestream breakthrough, but not nearly brave enough to result in a totally new paradigm.
- Everyone agrees that DST is a twice-yearly headache and just not worth it.
Step Two: On a Saturday agreed upon by a community, organization, county, nation-state or Union, all participants move the clock back one hour at 5:00 p.m.
Step Three: On the next Monday, all participants move the clock forward one hour at 4:00 p.m. Rinse and repeat weekly.